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2010-08-06T09:03:00.000+10:00

Missing all the Misc updates? Yeah, me too. They will be back, I promise. Just a little busy right now.

In the meantime head over to Mamamia.com.au and check out my weekly post on Lessons I learnt From Celebrities

Can't think of what to wear to the lauch of your next book? Why not borrow Katie Price's outfit

2010-07-30T21:17:00.001+10:00

It is really quite practical when you think about it.

If you decide to do a step class or go for a swim on your way home you are pretty much ready to go OR if the after dark party scene is more your thing then whack on a tutu skirt and wow... look at you!

Mischa Barton WTF are you wearing!!!

2010-07-30T20:29:00.001+10:00

Dear Mischa,

There is absolutely no excuse for you to look like this. None!!!!

Last week you were at a Marc Jacobs and you actually looked good. People were saying this was your comeback and that you were on your way back to the A-list (well C-list at least) and then you go and do this! WHY????

I'm sorry but I am going to have to declare this an EPIC FAIL.

Regards
Misc Online.

The Beckhams... no reason, just cause I felt lke it

2010-07-30T20:11:00.000+10:00

This is what happens when you spend too much time with your partner

2010-07-30T19:54:00.002+10:00

Exhibit A: Kourtney Kardashian and her baby daddy Scot Disick clearly digging leopard print right now.

Behold the artwork for Britney's NINTH fragrance

2010-07-29T09:09:00.000+10:00

Nice work on the photoshopping!

Don't you just hate it when 10 year old photos of you in bondage make their way into the hands of the press. I know I do

2010-07-29T09:01:00.000+10:00

Angelina will be super pissed all the hard work she has done over the last few weeks to make her look less like an Ice-Queen and more like a working mother has been undone with Star magazine publishing some VERY saucy photos. The pics are about 10 years old and show Angelina in some bondage gear and various stages of undress.

The photos are from an upcoming biography by Andrew Morton who also did the infamous Diana and Tom Cruise biographies. I think there wil be alot more explosive things leaked before the book is released next month.

Taylor Momsen is now BFF with Madonna and Lourdes... weird

2010-07-29T08:50:00.001+10:00

If you didn't already know Madonna's daughter Lourdes has her own clothing line coming out soon through Macy's in the US and for reasons beyond understanding they have chosen Taylor Momsen as their campaign model.
Does this mean 16 year old girls aspire to look like a cracked out working girl? Cause that's the kind of get-up Taylor is running around town in these days.

Whatever... I'm getting old and have clearly lost touch with whats cool. No wonder people look at me funny when I walk around in just a t-shirt and jeans with no holes or stains in them.
Here are some behind the scenes snaps from the shoot. This first one absolutely cracks me up.

Jessica Biel looking red hot at yet ANOTHER A Team premiere

2010-07-28T08:16:00.000+10:00

Nothing more to say really! (Is this movie even still out at the cinemas?)

May I interest you in a subscribtion?

2010-07-27T20:17:00.000+10:00

Over on the right you will see there is a little box that looks like this

Type in your email address, press subscribe, verify the subscription through the email in your inbox and you will get Misc delivered to your inbox every morning. Genius!

Victoria Beckham covers Turkish Vogue

2010-07-27T16:33:00.000+10:00

Hot!

Move over Loudes there is new cool kid in town!

2010-07-27T15:04:00.001+10:00

Stunning face - Check!
Funky clothes - Check!
Famous Parents - Check!
Cutting edge hairstyle - Check!
Weird make-up style unique to you- Check!

Daughter of Will and Jada Pinket Smith, Willow Smith is carving up the red carpets of Hollywood and photo shoots in Paris with her unique style and she is only 9. YES 9!!!!!!!!!!

Following in the footsteps of Mariah (butterflies), Lady Gaga (lightening bolt) and Kesha (random face painted lines)... Willow has her own signature marking she likes to rock - silver outline on her right ear. I don't get it but perhaps that's the point.

She isn't even in the double didgits yet and she is strutting down red carpets and modelling in photo shoots?!?!?! I bet Lourdes is holding crisis talks with her momager and publicists right now.

Willow Smith! Remember that name. I have a feeling she is going to be a force to be reckoned with!

Walking the red carpet with Mom Jada Pinket Smith

Silver outline on right ear

Photoshoot in Paris

Would you have surgery to look like a Kardashian?

2010-07-26T11:47:00.004+10:00

Everyone knows how much I want to be a Kardashain but I would never get surgery to look like one (I did get hair extensions and I do try and dress like Kim sometimes but surgery is taking it to another level)

A fan of Kim's would though, she tweeted Kim saying "I'm getting head 2 toe plastic surgery nxt week 2 look like @kimkardashian so my husband won't leave me. He worships her "

Kim promptly replied with "Pls dont. Ur husband should love u 4 who u are! Don't try 2 b someone else. Im sure u are beautiful inside &out! Just as u are" and Don't change yourself for anybody but yourself...be happy with who u are! Someone will appreciate and adore u just as you are.

Kim with her Wax work (whats with the rock likeboobs?)

And you thought you were having a bad hair day!

2010-07-25T09:50:00.000+10:00

Seriously! Does Britney have no one around her that can say "Girlfriend you need to check yo'self in the mirror before you go outside"

Anyway, I was having a bad hair day the other day and then I saw this, realised I actually looked like I had walked off a Pantene commercial and felt much better. Thank you Britney.

Who knew Christina and Nicole were friends!

2010-07-24T23:54:00.001+10:00

I can totally imagine Paris losing her shit over the fact that Nicole Richie was snapped leaving the LA nightclub Voyeur with Christina Aguilera the other night. I bet Paris is this very minute doing a "Ronaldo" so she can join this new celebrity mothers group.

Celeb fact: Christina's son Max and Nicole's daughter Harlow were born at the same time on the same day in the same hospital in Los Angeles on January 11, 2008.

PS: I want Nicole's jacket real bad

I wish it wasn't weird to wear this up to the shops.

2010-07-24T20:06:00.000+10:00

If people didn't look at me weird I would totally wear this around town. Probably not at night cause it might attract the wrong kind of attention but during the day for sure.

Anyway, this is Shakira showing off on a photo shoot in the Ibizan countryside (Ibiza has a country side?) I can totally do the leg in the air thing too.

Check out my guest post on Mamamia.com.au

2010-07-23T17:04:00.000+10:00

I'm totally famous now. If you know me and I ignore you in the street... this is why

Today I did a guest post on mamamia.com.au about the 7 things I learnt from celebrities this week. Have a look and leave a comment telling us what you think.

That Bieber kid has a Lamborghini.

2010-07-21T09:28:00.000+10:00

Justin Bieber and his BFF Sean Kingston went to get some frozen yogurt in his new Lamborghini yesterday. I usually take my Ferrari when I do that... different strokes for different folks I guess.

PS P Diddy bought this for him. I need to make friends with Diddy ASAP!

Lindsay Lohan go directly to jail. DO NOT PASS GO!

2010-07-21T09:19:00.001+10:00

Even in jail Lindsay still manages to stage a photoshoot... bad joke.. sorry

This is Lohan's most recent shoo took place as she entered jail this morning. She reported to the LA courthouse where she was handcuffed and taken to the Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California where she will stay for 90 days (although there is talk she will only stay for 14 days)

Once she leaves she is to enter rehab for another 90 days.

Her booking sheet at the prison said she weighed 8st 6lb and is 5ft 6in tall. It also says she has blonde hair but, strangely, says she has black eyes. *inappropriate giggle*

A fan throws Glitter over Lindsay as she walks the red carpet into the Court

Lindsay arriving at the court

Lindsay being driven away in handcuffs. She is having a good hair day

Justin Bieber's "Baby" video is the most watched video on Youtube.

2010-07-19T09:08:00.000+10:00

We are all morons! Yes even me for I too have watched this video *hangs head in shame*

The 16-year-old pop star's video passed Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video to take the all-time lead. More than 246 million have watched Bieber's (The most-watched clip on YouTube that isn't a music video is the popular "Charlie bit my finger" viral video, which more than 210 million have watched.)

If you haven't seen them then here they are.

2010-07-19T08:56:00.001+10:00

Remember this photo shoot Lindsay did right after being fitted with her alcohol monitoring bracelet?

Well here are the results. Not bad. She actually looks sober and kinda pretty.

Dannii's first outing with baby Ethan

2010-07-19T08:38:00.000+10:00

Here is Dannii out doing a bit of baby shopping at Mother Care in Melb over the weekend with baby Ethan.

How fantastic does she look!

Katie Price has a new single.

2010-07-19T08:31:00.000+10:00

Where words fail... music speaks

A picture of the Kardashians.... just cause I felt like it.

2010-07-18T16:44:00.000+10:00

Victoria Beckham has a cold sore

2010-07-17T14:55:00.003+10:00

I don't know why I find this earth shattering... but it is.

Word round town is girlfriend has been partying pretty hard lately and has detoxed and recharged her batteries by 'Cupping' The ancient Chinese form of detoxifying.

This is VB in London the other day hiding her cold sore from the press

Here she is arriving at Nice airport last week (I was there a few weeks ago myself, which makes me feel like her BFF) with bruises from the cupping treatment.

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!

2010-07-17T13:38:00.001+10:00

Holiday was UH-MAH-ZING thanks for asking!!!

Apologies for the delay. I have had post holiday depression and was in my bedroom with my stereo on super loud watching my Glastonbury videos pretending I was still there. It’s my happy place.

Here are some videos from the BBC's official telecast.

Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers

Scissor Sisters & Kylie - Any Which Way

Stevie Wonder - Superstition

Snoop Dogg & Tinie Tempah - 'Pass Out'

You can also watch my personal videos here here here here here here here here here & here

Here are some happy snaps that you will find boring but keep the dream alive for me.

Arriving at Glastonbury @ 5:30am

The crowd watching Florence + The Machine

50,000 people watching the england game (front)

50,000 people watching the england game (back)

Me & the Fam! Luv Ya's!!

Our tents are in there somewhere

I know you don’t really care about my holiday, you just want the goss. Normal blogging will now resume.

Wondering where all the MISC updates are?

2010-06-09T18:30:00.000+10:00

LADY GAGA ALEJANDRO VIDEO HERE!!!

2010-06-09T07:25:00.001+10:00

Reminds me of Madonna's Express yourself video
Sill awesome though. Did you know she is the only women in history to have 7 number one singles from one album.

New Harry Potter trailer

2010-06-08T15:48:00.000+10:00

I'm a big Harry potter fan but I feel a bit Pottered out right now. Thank god this is the last one.

CFDA AWARDS FASHION!!!! Gwyneth, SJP, The Olsens... and more!

2010-06-08T12:23:00.002+10:00

Gywneth Paltrow looking AMAZING

Kate Mara

Daisy Lowe

Diane Von Frustenberg

Hayden Christensen is HOT.... get it.... how did he sweath through is suit?

Model Hana Soukupova

ac Posen and Devon Aoki

Chuck Bass

Alexa Chung

Whitney Port

Hilary Rhoda

Doutzen Koures

Jessica Stam is TOO thin

Michelle Trachtenberg

Dakota Fanning

Jessica Biel

Emily DeRavin

Mary-Kate Olsen, model Sasha Pivovarova and Ashley Olsen

Molly Sims

Nina Garcia

Brooke Shields

Sarah Jessica Parker

Rachel Weisz

Alexis Bledel

Iman and David Bowie

Carmen Kass

Oh look... Lindsay does another photoshoot

2010-06-07T20:45:00.000+10:00

This time is is on the beach in her Pocahontas undies for GQ magazine. Can someone say overexposed!

She should seriously think about rehab or fading away for a while then staging a massive comeback...That's what I would make her do if i was her manager. More money in a comeback than overexposure.

Miley performs at London's G-A-Y cub

2010-06-07T20:34:00.000+10:00

People are freaking out that she is shedding her wholesome Hannah Montanna image and doing all these controversial things like having her boyfriend sleep over or kiss a girl in her routine on TV, go out wearing her bra and a see through top... UM HELLO have you seen teenage girls out on a Saturday night! Miley looks like a nun compared to them!

Anyway... she performed at the famous G-A-Y club in London on the weekend and rocked the house! I am loving the new Miley.

New Twilight Eclipse trailer from MTV Awards

2010-06-07T20:03:00.000+10:00

EXCITING!!!!!!!!!! Im a Twihard and proud of it.

Tom Cruise and Cameron @ MTV Movie Awards

2010-06-07T15:46:00.000+10:00

Could her dress be any shorter??? She looks hot but seriously! Oh god.... I'm getting old if I am saying things like that.

Jennifer Lopez and Tom cruise on stage at the MTV Movie Awards

2010-06-07T15:39:00.000+10:00

J.lo performed an awesome routine with ~~Tom Cruise~~ Len Grossman at the MTV Movie Awards. I think Tom should just do this guy from now on. People seem to only like him when he plays this guy.

MTV AWARDS RED CARPET!!!!!

2010-06-07T12:42:00.000+10:00

Enjoy!

Katy Perry

Stephanie, Audrina and Lo from The Hills

Lo Bosworth from The Hills

Anna Kendrick

Christina Aguilera

Lindsay Lohan

Scarlett Johansson

Paris and Nicky Hilton

Nikki Reed

Eva Mendes

Jessica Biel

Snooki from Jersy Shore

Zac Efrom and Vanessa Hudgens

Kristen Stewart

The Guidos from Jersy Shore

Whitney from The City

Now Fergie gets her own fragrance yawn

2010-06-07T12:11:00.001+10:00

Fergie is releasing her first fragrance Outspoken, a collaboration with AVON.

I feel like the only person in the world who doesn't have their own fragrance.

Jessica Alba rocking an awesome denim dress

2010-06-07T11:06:00.002+10:00

No reason for this post other than its a cool outfit/photo

Sandra Bullock looks freaking amazing at her first public appearance since split

2010-06-07T10:05:00.000+10:00

SHE LOOKS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!! It is the best revenge after all.

Finally a sensible plane outfit from POSH

2010-06-07T09:58:00.002+10:00

This is more like it! Red mini dress and ridiculousy high Louboutin heels and a Birkin bag is what all women should wear on a long haul flight. Total comfort!

My fascination with Katie Price continues...

2010-06-07T09:48:00.000+10:00

I know she is total trash and has a bit of a potty mouth but I really love her. I don't know why I just do. I reckon we would totally be BFF's if we ever met.

Here she is on the at the BAFTA's which is on right now!. I think she looks stunning.

Earlier in the day she was seen around shopping in London wearing a dress that clearly shows her support for the England World Cup team.

FIRST LOOK: Alicia Keys Baby Bump

2010-06-06T19:43:00.000+10:00

Alicia Keys looking fabulous with her baby bump and fiance Swizz Beatz.

Rihanna has new hair

2010-06-06T12:45:00.001+10:00

Rihanna showed off a new red do at her concert in Madrid over the weekend. I think its kinda cool (only on her). What do you think?

Oh Britney...

2010-06-06T09:06:00.002+10:00

Surely she has someone around her to politley say... "Babe, I think you need to do your hair before you go out... there a paps about".

Apparently not.

This is Brit and her ~~extensions~~ kids out in Santa Monica in LA.

Kylie performs for her gay fans in NYC

2010-06-06T00:04:00.003+10:00

Kylie did a surprise performance at gay club Splash in NYC over the weekend and previewed a few songs on her album. I'm shocked she can still sing after all the work she has had done.

I had to censor the pics as they left nothing to the imagination. Click on the images to be taken to the original source if you are curious.

New poster for EAT PRAY LOVE

2010-06-05T23:05:00.002+10:00

Getting rather excited about this movie now.

I love Kylie... frizzy hair and all!

2010-06-05T12:49:00.002+10:00

Kylie was clearly feeling the heat in NYC yesterday and so was her hair!

This is what Madonna looked like BEFORE she was attacked by Photoshop in the Louis Vuitton ads

2010-06-05T11:47:00.002+10:00

Someone just got fired over these being leaked. I just know it. There is no way she would stand for these being made public without someone having to be sacrificed.

Oh. the wonders of photoshop.

BEFORE

AFTER

Sheryl Crow adopts another baby boy

2010-06-05T11:13:00.000+10:00

Sheryl announced her new arrival through her blog on Friday.

Hey Everybody!

I have some exciting news to share with you guys-Wyatt has a new little brother! Levi James was born April 30th.

Just wanted you all to be the first to hear the good news!

Love,
SC

Here is Sheryl with her first adopted son Wyatt

FALSE ALARM... Khloe isn't pregnant she is just fat (thats what she says anyway)

2010-06-05T11:01:00.001+10:00

At a Lakers game the other day Entertainment Tonight asked Khloe about the pregnancy rumours she replied " No, I'm just fat" Momager (That's her Mum and Manager... get it?) Chris Jenner also said "If Khloe is pregnant, I would be the first to yell it. So, no, she's not -- unless they're holding out on me, in which case they're both grounded."

After reading this blind item on Blind Gossip I don't think she is pregnant anymore.
Despite the rumors, she isn’t pregnant. But she really, really likes all the attention it brings. We wonder what kind of attention will she receive when she has to announce that she isn’t carrying a baby.

KIm Kardashian wants a BIGGER butt

2010-06-05T10:41:00.001+10:00

Of course, the world wouldn't be complete without a Kim Kardashian app. It has all her tweets (isn't that what twitter does?), beauty tips and a freaky avatar of her.

WHen building the app the developers said "Kim approved it all," says a source. In fact, she paid special attention to one specific body part: her famed derriere!

No kidding!!!

Chace Crawford arrested while rolling a joint

2010-06-05T10:31:00.000+10:00

Chace Crawford just a little cooler in my opinion!

The Gossip Girl star was arrested with about 2 ounces of pot in a shopping mall parkin lot in Texas. Idiot was rolling a joint when an officer waked up to the car he was in and saw the marijuana sitting on the dashboard. He will proabably get slapped with a $2000 fine and a probation thing.

Mariah should have known better than to wear this dress!!!

2010-06-05T10:10:00.001+10:00

Really Mariah? That dress is hideous!!!!

I mean, you have worn some shocking things in the past but this looks like it was from 1989. EPIC FAIL

PS: why were you singing at the Wal-Mart shareholders meeting Friday in Arkansas? That is beneath you!

Phwarr Kylie!!! That's a bit sexy!!!

2010-06-04T17:39:00.003+10:00

Kylie looking UH-MAH-ZING on the red carpet in NYC for the amfAR New York Inspiration Gala, at The New York Public Library.

She later changed into somthing more comforatble for the awards part of the evening.

The Kardashians go blonde

2010-06-04T17:20:00.000+10:00

RELAX!!!!

It's only a wig. The girls went blonde for a photoshoot for their Beach Bunny swimsuit label.

I like my Kardashians brunette thank-you-very-much!

Paris invades Egypt

2010-06-04T13:46:00.000+10:00

Paris Hilton is in Egypt for some auto show *yawn*.

While she was there she made a fool of herself at the pyramids.

Even Suri and Justin Bieber have an iPad. not fair!

2010-06-04T09:51:00.000+10:00

Thats it! I MUST have one immediately!

Sources are claiming that the four year old busied herself on her brand new iPad while dining with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at Il Cantinori in NYC! and Justin was snapped with his yesterday.
I don't know what they can do that my iPhone cant but I want one anyway!

July Covers

2010-06-04T09:35:00.000+10:00

WHO: Taylor Swift
WHAT: US Marie Claire
THOUGHTS: Very patriotic!

Brody and Avril sitting in a tree

2010-06-04T09:12:00.000+10:00

I still find it REALLY weird that they are together. Anyway... here they are holidaying in Costa Rica

Even the queen has wardobe malfunctions

2010-06-04T09:06:00.000+10:00

Her Majesty was out with some friends the other night one the bitch sitting next to her "accidentally" spilt food on her new frock. She was totally pissed cause she only bought it that morning and will now look like a commoner in front of really important people (not to mention her facebook photos) AND get this... Charles said she told one of her servants to photoshop the pics before they tag her.

Later in the night when she went to the bar to get a drink her bag totally broke too. She was totally over it and decided to go home after that.

July Mag Covers

2010-06-03T10:04:00.003+10:00

Here are the start of the July Mag covers. This year needs to slow down already!

WHO: Cameron Diaz

WHAT: UK Vogue

THOUGHTS: Great cover! Very summer on the mediteranian! (which is where I will be next week)

WHO: Liv Tyler

WHAT: Tatler

THOUGHTS: Again... summer on the Mediteranian. Not sure why this UK society mag keeps putting Americans on the cover though.

WHO: Gwen Stefani

WHAT: UK InStyle

THOUGHTS: Funky and fresh for them. Usually find instyle a little flat so this is a nice change

WHO: Jessica Biel

WHAT: US Glamour

THOUGHTS: Do they ever do bad covers? Simple answer.. NO. I get so excited when I see a new Glamour cover.

WHO: Milla Jovovich

WHAT: Lucky

THOUGHTS: Is this cover from 1992 or 2010?

WHO: Kristen Stewart
WHAT: UK ELLE
THOUGHTS: I am a major Twilight fan but I don't love her. She leaves me feeling a little cold. This cover does feel very Twilight though.

This is what I call a BIG couch

2010-06-03T09:43:00.000+10:00

UK pop group The Saturdays did a photo call on a mother of a couch in London yesterday for the launch of some mobile phones Big Sofa Night In promotion. They just look weird!

When bad things happen.. stage a photoshoot.

2010-06-03T09:37:00.001+10:00

I love that when there is drama in Heidi's life instead of laying low and dealing with it... girlfriend stages a photo shoot with the paps. This is her latest shoot done in Malibu with her BFF and new co-star of the upcoming reality series about her breakup and single life, Jen Bunney. I'm surprised she can move her face to show emotion after all her surgery.

I personally love how they have colour co-ordinated their outfits.

Mariah is officially pregnant!

2010-06-03T00:32:00.000+10:00

Well, Radar online is saying that she is.
The 40-year-old pop diva recently dropped out of her next film gig -- a role in Tyler Perry's For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf -- fueling rumors that she's pregnant.

Now a source close to Mariah and husband Nick Cannon tells RadarOnline.com the couple -- who renewed their vows to celebrate their second anniversary in May -- are expecting their first child.

“They’re both very excited and very happy,” dished our insider.

Until she releases a statement saying she is knocked up I'm going to stay a non-believer

Trust Lindsay to find a way to get around the NO DRUNGS order.

2010-06-02T17:02:00.003+10:00

She is a freaking genius!!!!

A week after she was slapped with a a no drugs and alchol order by the court, Lindsay convieniently orgainsed to have her wisdom teeth taken out. The Judge has approved specific drugs as long as they are only prescribed by her dentist. Do dentists prescribe coke these days?

Another Kardashian pregnancy

2010-06-02T15:48:00.002+10:00

Woooo Hoooo!!!! The more the merrier.

So my soucres inside camp Kardashian are telling me that Khloe is 2 months pregnant. Radar online reports “Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby. Lamar is happy and ecstatic about having a baby with Khloe. Khloe is having cravings of fruit and ice cream. They’re really happy, but Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year.”
You don't like being on TV Lamar??? Umm how about you don't play in the NBA for the Lakers and you don't marry a Kardashian for starters.

Amy Winehouse has a new fella... and he looks like he has walked straight of the Mad Men set

2010-06-02T14:44:00.000+10:00

I would like to introduce to you Amy Winehouse's new man friend and his name is Reg Traviss.

Reg enjoys directing independent films and styling his hair with wet look hair gel... Ladies and Gentlemen please give a big round of applause for Reg Travis. *audience applause*

Babay bump watch: Dannii Minogue

2010-06-02T13:14:00.000+10:00

I love her! She looks amazing! She is awesome!

The only photo of JFK and Marilyn goes up for Auction

2010-06-02T11:40:00.004+10:00

This is reportedly the only photo ever taken of JFK and Marilyn Monroe together. Taken after she seductively sung happy birthday to him in 1962. It is going up for auction in the US soon and is probably going to fetch about $25, 000. Ummm heard of google images? you can get it for free there or here now come to think of it.

This song has number 1 written all over it

2010-06-02T08:51:00.000+10:00

The upcoming remake of The Karate Kid starring Jaden Smith (son of Will and Jada Smith) has a new single that goes with it. BEHOLD THE DUET FROM JUSTIN BIEBER AND JADEN SMITH. Of course Justin does the singing and Jaden does the rapping. Tweens girls all over the world just fainted.

Paris Hilton flashes again yawn

2010-06-02T08:40:00.000+10:00

This time she got up on stage with Ne-Yo. Seriously, PUT IT AWAY

PS Girlfriend needs to adjust her lashes! Looking a litle wonky there sista

90210 (the original) reunion for Steve Sanders wedding

2010-06-02T08:35:00.000+10:00

The gang is back together y'all!

*wipes away a tear*

The 90210 reunion was all for ~~Steve Sanders~~ Ian Zering's wedding to someone. (he was married previously to a Playboy bunny) The only people that weren't there was Brenda cause she is a bitch, Andrea cause she had to study, Dylan cause he had to do his hair and practice his frowning and Donna cause she had to look after her clothing store. Actually, there was only Kelly (with her Husband The Cullen dad from Twilight), Brandon and David Silver there. Way harsh!

SATC 2 in Tokyo

2010-06-02T08:16:00.001+10:00

Another day another SATC 2 premeire, this time in Tokyo.

PS Loving Kim Catralls new hair.

Lindsay does her first photoshoot with her alcohol monitoring bracelet

2010-06-01T16:15:00.000+10:00

Somone told Lindsay it would be a great PR move to do a photoshoot with her alcohol monitoring bracelet with a top photographer, sell the images and then dontate the proceeds to an alcohol education charity. If you ask me Lindsay IS the charity that needs some alcohol education.

Anyway this is her at the photoshoot. Im sure the shots will pop up in a day or so.

Tara Reid thinks her body is awesome now she has had all her "repair work" done

2010-06-01T15:58:00.001+10:00

Couldn't agree more. *looks around awkwardly*

NEW KYLIE VIDEO

2010-06-01T15:54:00.000+10:00

Has she ever had a bad video?

Christina Aguilera accesorises her outfit with her son

2010-05-31T14:03:00.002+10:00

This outfit would have been boring had she not been carrying her son in a red top and shoes. Totally takes her outfit to the next level. Must remember this when I am thinking of my next outfit. Hopefully the next door neighbour will let me borrow their kids.

SJP's fave shoes

2010-05-31T12:49:00.000+10:00

Clearly SJP is loving these shoes sick right now. She has committed fashion suicide by wearing them 3 times in one week during promotion for SATC 2 and has survived. I personally LOVE them and would wear them everyday of my life (probably in excruciating amounts of pain) if they were mine.

Is it wrong that I think this outfit Miley is wearing is hot?

2010-05-31T10:32:00.000+10:00

Since she murdered Hannah Montanna Miley has been getting a little bit saucy with her outfits. Does it mean is it OK for her to wear undies on stage now? I don't really care... I just think she looks hot and if people wouldn't look at me weird I would totally wear it out on the weekends.

Heidi is getting her own show. Can't wait.

2010-05-30T16:16:00.002+10:00

That was quick. A day after announcing she has left her freak of a husband Heidi Montag has moved into her friend Jen Bunney's house (Jen was on the first season of The Hills for those who aren't a walking Hills encyclopedia like me) and has a new reality show in the works.

Jen Bunney (it's the kind of name you have to say in it's entirety) told radar online “Heidi and I are moving into a Malibu beach house this summer,” “We’re really excited to do girly things and show people who we really are and that we’re really fun, sweet and loyal girls.”

*yawn*

Katherine Heigl & Josh Duhamel's new movie trailer

2010-05-30T13:21:00.000+10:00

I LOVE chick flicks. Best type of movies. So, here is another trailer for another chick flick. Enjoy.

I love photos of celebs falling over. Here is one of Kate Hudson

2010-05-30T12:44:00.000+10:00

I know it is a bit nasty to get enjoyment from this but I do, just makes them a little more human.

This is Kate hudson walking to the set of her new movie Something Borrowed in NYC.

I actually like Tom Cruise when he does things like this...

2010-05-30T12:14:00.001+10:00

Tom has popped up in his Tropic Thunder character, Les Grossman in some ads for the 2010 MTV Movie Awards with...prepare yourself ladies...~~Edward Cullen~~ Robert Pattinson. He also does a great one about the infamous Risky Business scene.

I always forget about the weird couch jumping incident (only for a minute though) when I see him as the guy from Tropic Thunder.

Baby Spice wears Posh Spice

2010-05-29T17:41:00.001+10:00

Baby Spice Emma Bunton wore one of VB's designer dresses to the SATC 2 premiere in London. I think she looks really good.

Peaches Geldof continues her Hollywood makeover

2010-05-29T16:20:00.002+10:00

Girfriend got herself some new teeth! (not to mention a serious tan)

This is just plain embarassing!

2010-05-29T15:00:00.001+10:00

Anyone who watches The Real Housewives of New York City will be familiar with Countess LuAnn de Lesseps. Well the countess has released a horrendous single called Money Can't Buy You Class.

It certainly buys you some special effects in the recording studio that's for sure.

SATC 2 London afterparty outfits

2010-05-29T14:13:00.002+10:00

Why do they wear boring as outfits on the red carpet and funk it up for the after party. I thyink these outfits are way better. What do yout think?

The secret to Madonna's success

2010-05-29T13:11:00.004+10:00

Tom Cruise uses the Black Eyed Peas to fix his image by jumping on stage with them

2010-05-29T11:22:00.003+10:00

WHY on earth would you let Tom Cruise on stage with you during your final song. I DON'T UNDERDSTAND!!!! Anyway... they did it in London last night.

This video has really bad sound.

Cool outfit by Sienna Miller

2010-05-29T11:15:00.001+10:00

HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE DUNZO!!!!!!

2010-05-29T10:55:00.001+10:00

About (insert an f word here) time!

Word is that Heidi has left Spencer after all the negative press he has brought to her. Ummm... what about him banning her from seeing her family, calling the cops on her mother, banning her from watching TV and being on the Internet, and all the other weird shit that has been going down. Shouldn't that have been more of a reason than bad press?.

Anyone who has seen the new series of The Hills (big thanks to illegal online viewing) will know how WEIRD he is now...cause I believe that The Hills is real. Even if it isn't he is weird. Hopefully now she may get some kind of role in the next Transformers movie.

Good for her I say.

Lindsay wants to glam up her alcohol-monitoring bracelet.

2010-05-29T10:38:00.002+10:00

Lindsay sent out an status on twitter the other day asking Chanel to send her some stickers to jazz up her alcohol-monitoring bracelet. I'm sure Karl Largerfeld is ordering his Chanel elf's to create something for you as we speak.

Justin Bieber does it again.

2010-05-28T15:38:00.000+10:00

Someone needs to cut this kids hair. Its dangerous!

Naughty Kylie turns up to the London premiere of SATC 2

2010-05-28T13:56:00.001+10:00

Naughty Kylie getting foxy on the red carpet for the premiere of SATC 2. She is with choreographer friend Louie Spence. Never heard of him but since Kylie deems him worth of her company I think we should too.

The movie that will win Lindsay some serious respect.

2010-05-28T13:47:00.001+10:00

So Lindsay's next movie project is based on the life of 70s porn star Linda Lovelace. She thinks it will be what will earn her back some acting cred and twitterd "A beautiful story about a woman subjected to a life that she didn't ask for & her trials & tribulations she went through to stay strong"... I'm sure Meryl Streep is freaking out right now calling her agents and demanding to know why she wasn't thought of for the part.
Anyway... here are a few teaser posters that have been floating around cyberspace.

Madonna's racy new D&G ad

2010-05-28T12:30:00.000+10:00

Please remember she is 51.

Leaked audition tape of Heidi for Transformers 3

2010-05-28T10:30:00.002+10:00

Does she seriously think she will get the part of sexy girl now that Megan Fox has dropped out of Transformers 3? Yep... I think she does. So much so that she has taped herself with a shooting instructor and sent it to the Director of the movie (audition tapes are becoming like leaked sex tapes). Too bad model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has pretty much been confirmed for the role. She is a Victoria's Secret model and was featured in the saucy ad the Transformers Director Michael Bay directed last year (see below)

Cynthia Nixon's EPIC RED CARPET HAIR FAIL

2010-05-28T08:28:00.006+10:00

EPIC FAIL!!! Who let her out looking like this? You know the other SATC girls are having a evil chuckle over this. She should have called my awesome hairdresser Giovanni who is an extension specialist. The other day I went there whinging how unfair it was that I wasn't born a Kardashian... a wave of his magic hairdressing want and I totally have Kardashian hair now.

SATC2 London Premiere

2010-05-28T06:47:00.003+10:00

SJP does the hat thing again. Remember she wore that green thing for the last movie premiere. For someone on the cutting edge of fashion this is getting a bit predictable.

SUPER HOT NEW PHOTOS OF MIRANDA KERR

2010-05-27T18:18:00.001+10:00

These are from the new issue of Elle for the annual Body Issue.

HOT.