Behold the artwork for Britney's NINTH fragrance

Nice work on the photoshopping!

And you thought you were having a bad hair day!

Seriously! Does Britney have no one around her that can say "Girlfriend you need to check yo'self in the mirror before you go outside"

Anyway, I was having a bad hair day the other day and then I saw this,  realised I actually looked like I had walked off a Pantene commercial and felt much better. Thank you Britney.

Oh Britney...

Surely she has someone around her to politley say... "Babe, I think you need to do your hair before you go out... there a paps about".

Apparently not.

This is Brit and her extensions kids out in Santa Monica in LA.

Big mistake Britney.. BIG... HUGE...

So get this... Gaga originally wrote Telephone for Britney who did a demo of it then passed on putting it on her album. Gaga was like screw you bitch I'll record it with Beyonce then and we will take over the world with it!
Wanna hear Britney's demo version... yeah me too!

Britney's nipples are no more.

Britney's dad who still has legal control over her has banned her from leaving the house without a bra.
“Jamie’s control over Britney’s life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression. One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra.”

I'm sorry, but how mortifying that her DAD has to tell her to put a bra on.

The wonderful world of retouching

Britney has been on the normal side of crazy lately and her appearance has somewhat improved and I think this is highlighted by her revealing the before and after shots for her Candies campaign. I am all for photoshop, when it comes to my own pics nothing gets posted on facebook without me waving my photoshop wand. When it comes to advertising though I do believe ALL images need a little work but need to keep a grasp on what is realistic and what is not humanly possible and I think Candies has really done a good job. Her body shape hasn't been altered too much beyond her original shape and only imperfections in her skin and swimsuit have been tidies up. Candies pretty much kept the image very close to the original, except of course for the background who doesn't suffer from body image issues so it is ok to do whatever to that.