HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE DUNZO!!!!!!

About (insert an f word here) time!

Word is that Heidi has left Spencer after all the negative press he has brought to her. Ummm... what about him banning her from seeing her family, calling the cops on her mother, banning her from watching TV and being on the Internet, and all the other weird shit that has been going down. Shouldn't that have been more of a reason than bad press?.

Anyone who has seen the new series of The Hills (big thanks to illegal online viewing) will know how WEIRD he is now...cause I believe that The Hills is real. Even if it isn't he is weird. Hopefully now she may get some kind of role in the next Transformers movie.

Good for her I say.

Heidi says plastic surgery "was the best decesion of my life"

Oh poor Heidi. She tweeted the other day "I have no friends",  "The ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family,' are crazy, angry, broke and BITTER. This is why they haven't been in my life for years. Liars!"

She also says "My last surgery was the best decision of my life!" she Twittered. "Anything anyone else says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie! I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed."

Ooh... umm.. .ok.

This comes after "friends" say she is depressed and that Spencer is keeping her prisoner in her own home.

SAVE HEIDI!!!!!!!

This is getting serious guys.

Heidi called the cops on her Mom this morning telling TMZ “My mom just showed up to the house unannounced,” “And after what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her.” She also said  "Her showing up is completely out of line and psychotic. I’m getting a restraining order against her."Word on the street is that her Mom showed up after seeing this the other day.

People are also saying Heidi has only left the house 3 times in the last month and that Spencer and his crystals spend all day writing screenplays with some random Marine guy.

Here is a pic of Spencer standing in his driveway looking for Heidi's Mom. No kidding this is was seriously taken as this was all happening.

I KNEW IT!!! Heidi and Spencer are horders.

I knew the house they "lived in" on the Hills was a fake! Check out their real house.

From Hollywoodlife.com
Heidi and Spencer are living in filth — NOT the posh Hollywood Hills mansion that we see each week on The Hills. They actually live in a creepy, dumpy home in Pacific Palisades where Spencer allows their un-potty trained puppies to poop all over the house! AND instead of flat screens, and Baccarat crystal lining their walls and shelves they have giant healing crystals reminiscent of Fraggle Rock and dirty dishes EVERYWHERE! Take a look at the photo up top provided by Life & Style … that’s their kitchen!


Life & Style reports Heidi has only been allowed to leave their home three times in the past month! But here’s the most random and shocking piece of lunacy I’ve discovered today … they have a roommate! “Spencer let one of his new friends, a former marine named Paul “Cougar” Zank, move in with them,” says a source. “He’s staying in the guest room. Heidi’s upset about it, but Spencer doesn’t care. He thinks it’s funny like You, Me, and Dupree.”(That’s the movie with Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson)