The Beckhams... no reason, just cause I felt lke it

Victoria Beckham covers Turkish Vogue

Hot!

Victoria Beckham has a cold sore

I don't know why I find this earth shattering... but it is.

Word round town is girlfriend has been partying pretty hard lately and has detoxed and recharged her batteries by 'Cupping' The ancient Chinese form of detoxifying.

This is VB in London the other day hiding her cold sore from the press

Here she is arriving at Nice airport last week (I was there a few weeks ago myself, which makes me feel like her BFF) with bruises from the cupping treatment.

Finally a sensible plane outfit from POSH

This is more like it! Red mini dress and ridiculousy high Louboutin heels and a Birkin bag is what all women should wear on a long haul flight. Total comfort!

Baby Spice wears Posh Spice

Baby Spice Emma Bunton wore one of VB's designer dresses to the SATC 2 premiere in London. I think she looks really good.

BREAKING NEWS!!!! Victoria Beckham has new hair!!!!

At one end of the red carpet we have Jessica Simpson fugging it up in one of VB's dresses as payback for stealing her BFF Ken Paves and at the other we have Eva Longoria and The Queen herself Vicky B launching a phone... I think, don't really care to be honest. All I care about is what is Victoria doing with her hair and she has ditched the fake bun and gone for a curly pob. Look for at least 3 million people rocking this do tomorrow.. that is the power of Posh!

I totally predicted this!!!!!!! Jessica Simpson fugs up one of Victoria Beckham's dresses.

Yesterday I posted a photo of Victoria Beckham shopping with Jessica Simpson's BFF Ken Paves and said that Jess would get her revenge by wearing one of Posh's dresses and looking totally fug in it. Well it only took 2 days for that prediction to come true. Jess even wore the dress to Victoria's own event... brilliant move Jess! *insert evil chuckle*

You can all refer to me as the Oracle from now on.

Victoria Beckham is a total friend stealer!

VB was spotted in 90210 with Jessica's Simpson's BFF hairstylist to the stars Ken Paves. I expect Jessica to retaliate any day now by wearing one of her dresses and looking totally fug in it!

The Beckhams doing grocery shopping.

I don't know why I find this fascinating... but I do!

The POB is back!!!! Oh how we missed thee.

After months of wearing her hair in a fake bun, Posh has felt us worthy of seeing her latest hairstyle and wait for it... she has gone retro. Circa 2006-2007 the POB revolutionised the art of a bob haircut and millions of follows cut their hair in honour of their Style Guru (yes I did it too).

Behold the return of the POB. Ladies make your hair appointmemts now.

Nothing too exciting here...

Just a picture of the real King and Queen of the United Kingdom HRH David Beckham and HRH Victoria Beckham doing their thing in NYC.

And for the fashion minded readers... a front and back pic of Queen Victoria's outfit.

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria selling out.

I have watched the video, been to the facebook page and I still dont know what they are doing with this phone. Something about two phones and your personality.. whatever... my iPhone is still way cooler and untill Victoria can come and personally deliver whatever it is she is selling ill stick with that thank you very much.