Justin Bieber's "Baby" video is the most watched video on Youtube.

We are all morons! Yes even me for I too have watched this video *hangs head in shame*

The 16-year-old pop star's video passed Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video to take the all-time lead. More than 246 million have watched Bieber's (The most-watched clip on YouTube that isn't a music video is the popular "Charlie bit my finger" viral video, which more than 210 million have watched.)

If you haven't seen them then here they are.

I'M BACK BITCHES!!!!

Holiday was UH-MAH-ZING thanks for asking!!!

Apologies for the delay. I have had post holiday depression and was in my bedroom with my stereo on super loud watching my Glastonbury videos pretending I was still there. It’s my happy place.

Here are some videos from the BBC's official telecast.

Dizzee Rascal -  Bonkers


Scissor Sisters & Kylie - Any Which Way


Stevie Wonder - Superstition

Snoop Dogg & Tinie Tempah - 'Pass Out'


You can also watch my personal videos here here here here here here here here here & here

Here are some happy snaps that you will find boring but keep the dream alive for me.

Arriving at Glastonbury @ 5:30am

The crowd watching Florence + The Machine

50,000 people watching the england game (front)

50,000 people watching the england game (back)

Me & the Fam! Luv Ya's!!

Our tents are in there somewhere

I know you don’t really care about my holiday, you just want the goss. Normal blogging will now resume.

Lady Gaga please step aside... there is another boy in town!

Check this kid out!!!! This is the latest you tube video to go viral and this kid is AWESOME!!

(also funny to watch the girls in the back row)