Friday, August 6, 2010

Back in 10 minutes

Missing all the Misc updates? Yeah, me too. They will be back, I promise. Just a little busy right now.

In the meantime head over to Mamamia.com.au and check out my weekly post on Lessons I learnt From Celebrities

Friday, July 30, 2010

Can't think of what to wear to the lauch of your next book? Why not borrow Katie Price's outfit

It is really quite practical when you think about it.

If you decide to do a step class or go for a swim on your way home you are pretty much ready to go OR if the after dark party scene is more your thing then whack on a tutu skirt and wow... look at you!

Mischa Barton WTF are you wearing!!!

Dear Mischa,

There is absolutely no excuse for you to look like this. None!!!!

Last week you were at a Marc Jacobs and you actually looked good. People were saying this was your comeback and that you were on your way back to the A-list (well C-list at least) and then you go and do this!  WHY????

I'm sorry but I am going to have to declare this an EPIC FAIL.

Regards
Misc Online.

The Beckhams... no reason, just cause I felt lke it

This is what happens when you spend too much time with your partner

Exhibit A: Kourtney Kardashian and her baby daddy Scot Disick clearly digging leopard print right now.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Behold the artwork for Britney's NINTH fragrance

Nice work on the photoshopping!

Don't you just hate it when 10 year old photos of you in bondage make their way into the hands of the press. I know I do

Angelina will be super pissed all the hard work she has done over the last few weeks to make her look less like an Ice-Queen and more like a working mother has been undone with Star magazine publishing some VERY saucy photos. The pics are about 10 years old and show Angelina in some bondage gear and various stages of undress.

The photos are from an upcoming biography by Andrew Morton who also did the infamous Diana and Tom Cruise biographies. I think there wil be alot more explosive things leaked before the book is released next month.

Taylor Momsen is now BFF with Madonna and Lourdes... weird

If you didn't already know Madonna's daughter Lourdes has her own clothing line coming out soon through Macy's in the US and for reasons beyond understanding they have chosen Taylor Momsen as their campaign model.
Does this mean 16 year old girls aspire to look like a cracked out working girl? Cause that's the kind of get-up Taylor is running around town in these days.

Whatever... I'm getting old and have clearly lost touch with whats cool. No wonder people look at me funny when I walk around in just a t-shirt and jeans with no holes or stains in them.
Here are some behind the scenes snaps from the shoot. This first one absolutely cracks me up.






Tuesday, July 27, 2010

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Type in your email address, press subscribe, verify the subscription through the email in your inbox and you will get Misc delivered to your inbox every morning. Genius!

Victoria Beckham covers Turkish Vogue

Hot!

Move over Loudes there is new cool kid in town!

Stunning face - Check!
Funky clothes - Check!
Famous Parents - Check!
Cutting edge hairstyle - Check!
Weird make-up style unique to you- Check!

Daughter of Will and Jada Pinket Smith, Willow Smith is carving up the red carpets of Hollywood and photo shoots in Paris with her unique style and she is only 9. YES 9!!!!!!!!!!

Following in the footsteps of Mariah (butterflies), Lady Gaga (lightening bolt) and Kesha (random face painted lines)... Willow has her own signature marking she likes to rock - silver outline on her right ear. I don't get it but perhaps that's the point.

She isn't even in the double didgits yet and she is strutting down red carpets and modelling in photo shoots?!?!?! I bet Lourdes is holding crisis talks with her momager and publicists right now.

Willow Smith! Remember that name. I have a feeling she is going to be a force to be reckoned with!


Walking the red carpet with Mom Jada Pinket Smith



Silver outline on right ear



Photoshoot in Paris

Monday, July 26, 2010

Would you have surgery to look like a Kardashian?

Everyone knows how much I want to be a Kardashain but I would never get surgery to look like one (I did get hair extensions and I do try and dress like Kim sometimes but surgery is taking it to another level)

A fan of Kim's would though, she tweeted Kim saying "I'm getting head 2 toe plastic surgery nxt week 2 look like @kimkardashian so my husband won't leave me. He worships her "

Kim promptly replied with "Pls dont. Ur husband should love u 4 who u are! Don't try 2 b someone else. Im sure u are beautiful inside &out! Just as u are"  and Don't change yourself for anybody but yourself...be happy with who u are! Someone will appreciate and adore u just as you are.


Kim with her Wax work (whats with the rock likeboobs?)

Sunday, July 25, 2010

And you thought you were having a bad hair day!

Seriously! Does Britney have no one around her that can say "Girlfriend you need to check yo'self in the mirror before you go outside"

Anyway, I was having a bad hair day the other day and then I saw this,  realised I actually looked like I had walked off a Pantene commercial and felt much better. Thank you Britney.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Who knew Christina and Nicole were friends!

I can totally imagine Paris losing her shit over the fact that Nicole Richie was snapped leaving the LA nightclub Voyeur with Christina Aguilera the other night. I bet Paris is this very minute doing a "Ronaldo" so she can join this new celebrity mothers group.

Celeb fact: Christina's son Max and Nicole's daughter Harlow were born at the same time on the same day in the same hospital in Los Angeles on January 11, 2008.


PS: I want Nicole's jacket real bad

I wish it wasn't weird to wear this up to the shops.

If people didn't look at me weird I would totally wear this around town. Probably not at night cause it might attract the wrong kind of attention but during the day for sure.

Anyway, this is Shakira showing off on a photo shoot in the Ibizan countryside (Ibiza has a country side?) I can totally do the leg in the air thing too.



Friday, July 23, 2010

Check out my guest post on Mamamia.com.au

I'm totally famous now. If you know me and I ignore you in the street... this is why

Today I did a guest post on mamamia.com.au about the 7 things I learnt from celebrities this week. Have a look and leave a comment telling us what you think.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

That Bieber kid has a Lamborghini.

Justin Bieber and his BFF Sean Kingston went to get some frozen yogurt in his new Lamborghini yesterday. I usually take my Ferrari when I do that... different strokes for different folks I guess.

PS P Diddy bought this for him. I need to make friends with Diddy ASAP!


Lindsay Lohan go directly to jail. DO NOT PASS GO!

Even in jail Lindsay still manages to stage a photoshoot... bad joke.. sorry

This is Lohan's most recent shoo took place as she entered jail this morning. She reported to the LA courthouse where she was handcuffed and taken to the Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California where she will stay for 90 days (although there is talk she will only stay for 14 days)

Once she leaves she is to enter rehab for another 90 days.

Her booking sheet at the prison said she weighed 8st 6lb and is 5ft 6in tall. It also says she has blonde hair but, strangely, says she has black eyes. *inappropriate giggle*




A fan throws Glitter over Lindsay as she walks the red carpet into the Court
Lindsay arriving at the court
Lindsay being driven away in handcuffs. She is having a good hair day

Monday, July 19, 2010

Justin Bieber's "Baby" video is the most watched video on Youtube.

We are all morons! Yes even me for I too have watched this video *hangs head in shame*

The 16-year-old pop star's video passed Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video to take the all-time lead. More than 246 million have watched Bieber's (The most-watched clip on YouTube that isn't a music video is the popular "Charlie bit my finger" viral video, which more than 210 million have watched.)

If you haven't seen them then here they are.



Remember this photo shoot Lindsay did right after being fitted with her alcohol monitoring bracelet?

Well here are the results. Not bad. She actually looks sober and kinda pretty.




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Dannii's first outing with baby Ethan

Here is Dannii out doing a bit of baby shopping at Mother Care in Melb over the weekend with baby Ethan.

How fantastic does she look!


Katie Price has a new single.

Where words fail... music speaks

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Victoria Beckham has a cold sore

I don't know why I find this earth shattering... but it is.

Word round town is girlfriend has been partying pretty hard lately and has detoxed and recharged her batteries by 'Cupping' The ancient Chinese form of detoxifying.


This is VB in London the other day hiding her cold sore from the press
Here she is arriving at Nice airport last week (I was there a few weeks ago myself, which makes me feel like her BFF) with bruises from the cupping treatment.