When bad things happen.. stage a photoshoot.

I love that when there is drama in Heidi's life instead of laying low and dealing with it... girlfriend stages a photo shoot with the paps. This is her latest shoot done in Malibu with her BFF and new co-star of the upcoming reality series about her breakup and single life, Jen Bunney. I'm surprised she can move her face to show emotion after all her surgery.

I personally love how they have colour co-ordinated their outfits.

Heidi is getting her own show. Can't wait.

That was quick. A day after announcing she has left her freak of a husband Heidi Montag has moved into her friend Jen Bunney's house (Jen was on the first season of The Hills for those who aren't a walking Hills encyclopedia like me) and has a new reality show in the works.

Jen Bunney (it's the kind of name you have to say in it's entirety) told radar online “Heidi and I are moving into a Malibu beach house this summer,” “We’re really excited to do girly things and show people who we really are and that we’re really fun, sweet and loyal girls.”

*yawn*

HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE DUNZO!!!!!!

About (insert an f word here) time!

Word is that Heidi has left Spencer after all the negative press he has brought to her. Ummm... what about him banning her from seeing her family, calling the cops on her mother, banning her from watching TV and being on the Internet, and all the other weird shit that has been going down. Shouldn't that have been more of a reason than bad press?.

Anyone who has seen the new series of The Hills (big thanks to illegal online viewing) will know how WEIRD he is now...cause I believe that The Hills is real. Even if it isn't he is weird. Hopefully now she may get some kind of role in the next Transformers movie.

Good for her I say.

Leaked audition tape of Heidi for Transformers 3

Does she seriously think she will get the part of sexy girl now that Megan Fox has dropped out of Transformers 3? Yep... I think she does. So much so that she has taped herself with a shooting instructor and sent it to the Director of the movie (audition tapes are becoming like leaked sex tapes). Too bad model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has pretty much been confirmed for the role. She is a Victoria's Secret model and was featured in the saucy ad the Transformers Director Michael Bay directed last year (see below)

Heidi says plastic surgery "was the best decesion of my life"

Oh poor Heidi. She tweeted the other day "I have no friends",  "The ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family,' are crazy, angry, broke and BITTER. This is why they haven't been in my life for years. Liars!"

She also says "My last surgery was the best decision of my life!" she Twittered. "Anything anyone else says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie! I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed."

Ooh... umm.. .ok.

This comes after "friends" say she is depressed and that Spencer is keeping her prisoner in her own home.

SAVE HEIDI!!!!!!!

This is getting serious guys.

Heidi called the cops on her Mom this morning telling TMZ “My mom just showed up to the house unannounced,” “And after what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her.” She also said  "Her showing up is completely out of line and psychotic. I’m getting a restraining order against her."Word on the street is that her Mom showed up after seeing this the other day.

People are also saying Heidi has only left the house 3 times in the last month and that Spencer and his crystals spend all day writing screenplays with some random Marine guy.

Here is a pic of Spencer standing in his driveway looking for Heidi's Mom. No kidding this is was seriously taken as this was all happening.

I KNEW IT!!! Heidi and Spencer are horders.

I knew the house they "lived in" on the Hills was a fake! Check out their real house.

From Hollywoodlife.com
Heidi and Spencer are living in filth — NOT the posh Hollywood Hills mansion that we see each week on The Hills. They actually live in a creepy, dumpy home in Pacific Palisades where Spencer allows their un-potty trained puppies to poop all over the house! AND instead of flat screens, and Baccarat crystal lining their walls and shelves they have giant healing crystals reminiscent of Fraggle Rock and dirty dishes EVERYWHERE! Take a look at the photo up top provided by Life & Style … that’s their kitchen!


Life & Style reports Heidi has only been allowed to leave their home three times in the past month! But here’s the most random and shocking piece of lunacy I’ve discovered today … they have a roommate! “Spencer let one of his new friends, a former marine named Paul “Cougar” Zank, move in with them,” says a source. “He’s staying in the guest room. Heidi’s upset about it, but Spencer doesn’t care. He thinks it’s funny like You, Me, and Dupree.”(That’s the movie with Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson)

WAY HARSH! (but honest)

Check out another clip from The Hills where Heidi's mom tells her she looks like a barbie that was left in the sun and melted (not really but she should have). Way harsh if you ask me but hey, she asked the question so fair is fair.

Heidi can't eat

This just gets sadder and sadder. In the final season premiere episode of The Hills *wipes away a tear* Heidi visits her mother and has a serious talk (in a bar) about her surgery. Girlfriend is in so much pain she can't even chew a burger!!!!!

I took this video down cause it kept loading everytime you came to the site. You can now view it here
http://www.usmagazine.com/video

All that surgery really paid off...

Cause now Heidi gets invited to host a pool party somewhere in Las Vegas. I oftern sit and wonder if she has regrets about what she has done to her 23 year old face and body. Yeah I know Barbie was our idol when we were younger but there comes a time when one has to let go... clearly Heidi didnt get that memo.