I want to cut my hair short now. Get some boobs (actually probably not this one). Find a ex-rugby player/model boyfriend, become a judge on a talent show, have a frenemy from a UK Girl Band. Get knocked up by said footballer and launch my own fashion line. She is totally living my dream life. I Blame my parents for my current state of anonymity. Its so unfair that I wasn't put in the Johnny Young Talent school when I was 5. I could totally have been living this life instead of her.
This is her launching her Project D clothing line at Selfridges in the UK today.
For more on my obsession with Dannii Minogue please see This month I wanna be... on the left