Lindsay has been in Cannes promoting her latest role in a movie about a porn star (this will totally bring her that one step closer to her dream of an Oscar) and needs to get back to LA for a court case regarding something about a DUI... anyway if she doesn't turn up to court today she gets thrown in jail.
So, she is in Cannes and *wipes away a tear* her passport mysteriously goes missing... making it impossible for her to make the court appearance and leaving her "trapped" in Cannes. Her only chance is to hitch a ride on a private jet, as you do. Lohan then sends out a mass email to her "friends" begging for a lift back to LA. Here is what she wrote:
I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm. This is such a horrible thing that's happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing. I would never ask such a thing, but if there's anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow. If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me. God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan
Good Luck with that! Not sure how many she has left!
PS It looks like she just cut the bottom of that dress off. Not cool!