oh please, oh please let this be true!

I just read that Her Glamourness Katie Price and her new slave husband Alex Reid might be coming to Sydney for two months to piss off her ex husband acclaimed singing sensation Peter Andre (examples of his work can be found here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7jsruvvXc) and to film her reality show (fine examples of her work can be see here http://www.youtube.com/user/PriceyMedia). I am going to email her and tell her they can move into my place. See must teach me all she knows! I can be her Luke Skywalker... the force is stong in this one....